Intelligent Son 聪明的儿子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
The bulging belly fox
A hungry Fox found in a hollow tree a quantity of bread andmeat, which some shepherds had placed there against their return. Delightedwith his find he slipped in through the narrow aperture and greedily devouredit all. But when he tried to get out again he found himself so swollen afterhis big meal that he could not squeeze through the hole, and fell to whiningand groaning over his misfortune. Another Fox, happening to pass that way, cameand asked him what the matter was; and, on learning the state of the case,said, “Well, my friend, I see nothing for it but for you to stay where you aretill you shrink to your former size; you’ll get out then easily enough.”